This opportunistic trickster always seems to pop up at convenient times. Only convenient for himself, however. Whether heʼs kicking players into holes or throwing them in front of giants, you wouldnʼt think, just by looking at him, heʼd be such a troublemaker. No one can hate Unbreakable Patches for long, though. His silver tongue and amiable appearance can get him out of any trouble, no matter how dirty the trick was.

This T-shirt has a picture of Trustry Patches crouched in his characteristic stance with his catchphrase from the Japanese version of DARK SOULS printed above, “NO COUNT”. Allʼs well that ends well for Patches.

Printed on 5.6 ounce heavy weight material in a vintage American style, this T-shirt will feel and look better as it continues to be worn and washed.
Like Patches himself, the more time you spend with it the more you youʼll grow to love it.

*Model is 158cm and wearing a size S

The bottom left hem of this T-shirt has an exciting inclusion sewn on, as well. Taken directly from the equipment slot, itʼs an Estus Flask. No player has “Linked the Fire” without it. Now youʼre always ready for a fight or an invasion.